XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all employees were in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside the office.
10 mins passed ..................................
5 more mins passed .................................
Security Officer announces,
"Dear Employees - with melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% of the employees. While moving in, if your access card does not work, you are laid off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office".
Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.
(Via email from Ramu)
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Last Evacuation Drill
Disclaimer: XYZ is a fictitious firm and any resemblance to any real life one is purely coincidential
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2 comments:
boss... why u people are spreading false rumors.. aise hi market ki lagi hui hai...
Sad but true ... :)
think about Macy's firing 17000 people ... this is probably the best way they can do it ... lol
joking ...
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